A little therapy is good for everyone, especially if it involves chocolate. Send your loved ones delicious gourmet cocoa, the exclusive Calmness Cup, and Aunt Matilda’s humorous instruction book detailing the 13 Essential Steps for the proper assembly of your beverage.

If someone you know has been singing, “Rudolph, your Mom’s a Pain, Dear,” this could indicate that they’ve had a little too much holiday togetherness. Help out by sending some tasty Cocoa Therapy, high-energy snacks, and the popular Thank-you Notes for Slackers system. Aunt Matilda’s humorous M&M “prescription,” (personalized with the recipient’s name) is sure to take care of any lingering holiday ailments.

A little stress around this time of year is quite normal. However, if your loved ones can no longer form complete sentences, it’s time for serious intervention. Begin immediately with Aunt Matilda’s humorous M&M “prescription” for holiday infirmities, followed by chocolate therapy and some Panic Popcorn. With the family focused a little Friendly Competition (referee not included), it’s a good time to sneak in that Long Winter’s Nap!

Skip the fudge and get creative with your gift-giving this year.  Send your loved ones a charming woodland visitor, scientifically formulated Moose Morsels, and a detailed humorous Guide to Moose Care and Feeding, (not to be confused with Moose Management for Dummies).

Nothing says ‘Christmas’ quite like a moose. Of course you also need tasty Moose Morsels, a sturdy-yet-festive evergreen, and some woodland aroma therapy to complete the package. The fun Moose Care and Feeding Guide includes a bonus section on preparing your moose for winter athletic competitions in your area!

Although moose are especially fond of Christmas, they tend to be tone-deaf. (This makes for unpleasant Jingle Bellows when they sing in the shower.) Not to worry though, Chris Moose arrives with his own soundtrack, plenty of delicious Moose Morsels, and the fun and helpful Moose Care and Feeding Guide. Fa-la-la-la-la!