Revenge is sweet! It may be a major birthday or just the perfect time to hassle that deserving friend or relative. Pave the way to the Golden Years with our Armchair Exerciser, the authentic Feelz-Betta arthritis blanket, and Aunt Matilda's humorous M&M® "prescription" personalized with recipient's name) for various old-age ailments. Put a smile on the [wrinkled] face of a friend or loved one with this delightful gift.

A birthday is a great opportunity to gather with friends and loved ones, take charming photographs, open thoughtful gifts, and scrape frosting out of the piano keys.

On your tenth birthday, it’s all about party games and lots of ice cream. At 20, you go out to a nice restaurant with your friends and compare the balance on your school loans. When 30 arrives, you have your birthday dinner at Pablo’s Pizza Palace so your kids will eat something on the menu. The “Big Forty” rolls around, with black balloons and practical jokes at the office, and at subsequent birthdays you’re just wondering, “Who are all these people, and why are they singing to me??”

Aunt Matilda [39... again] understands this phenomenon. She has assembled the perfect gifts for your friends and loved ones—something that communicates your feelings, something that fits their personality, something that let’s them know you haven’t forgotten that musical bathmat they gave you last year!