Bathing your daughter can be a joyous, interactive, and humidifying experience, (something akin to sitting on the 3rd row at Sea World). Prepare yourself with our absorbent terry apron, high quality bath products, and a pair of swim goggles. Rubber Ducky will keep Sweetums company while you read Aunt Matilda's humorously detailed Bath Instructions for the shampoo-challenged parent. Happy splashing!

Bath time with your son requires numerous supplies and protective clothing. Don't begin without plenty of cotton swabs, our exclusive terry apron, and a heavy-duty rain poncho (if you don't have a wetsuit). Aunt Matilda's hilarious step-by-step Bath Instructions will guide you through the complicated process, and your little guy will be squeaky clean in no time, (leaving you free to mop up all that water).

Has Our Precious Angel been awake longer than the local ER trauma surgeon? Save the day [or night] with soft snugglies for baby, the adorable-yet-silent Cave Bear, and Aunt Matilda's humorous collection of sleepy time suggestions for Mom and Dad. If all else fails, Gilligan's Island is usually on after midnight!

So, the Little Bundle of Joy has arrived and now the question is: Will he EVER go to sleep?! Wrap him up in snuggly fleece, and then use the night light to read Aunt Matilda's hilarious booklet of bedtime interventions. In spite of your best efforts, if Junior still thinks he's in the same time zone as Malaysia, it could be a loooong night. Pass the popcorn.

Ahhh, the luminous glow of new motherhood...or is that just sleep deprivation? Hurry to Mommy's rescue with a blanket for her very own nap, tranquility shower gel for Velcro-baby-itis, and the popular Diaper Disaster Kit (including Hazard Tongs). Aunt Matilda's humorous M&M® "prescription" (personalized with Mommy’s name) will help treat six common post-partum ailments. Send a smile to your favorite new mother with these clever gifts.

Baby Bulletin

In days gone by, parents explained to their children that babies came from the cabbage patch. This is because after two sleepless weeks with a newborn, your I.Q. is comparable to that of a large green vegetable. It is comforting to know that this is a temporary condition, and will improve when the child leaves for college. In the meantime, there are major issues to deal with, such as: “Are hiccups dangerous?” “Why does this rice cereal look like glue?” and “Didn’t I just buy a mega-pack of diapers, like yesterday?!”

New parents deserve our congratulations, our admiration, and a paid vacation to the Bahamas. If your MasterCard won’t handle that right now, we suggest a delightful baby basket that makes their big job a little easier.